Rantings of Lady Sugatits Hoecakes

I'm grown, I write, I rant, I take pictures, and I talk shit. A bit of a music snob. ABW with a weird sense of humor.

This isn't a popularity contest

OMG MAD MEN

Come the fuck on!

A thief that offers to fry chicken and eggs all the while acting/looking like a benevolent mamie???

Just leave PoC off your show please.


We beseech you! 

I liked it better when Carla was just in the back ground throwing side-eyes at the white folks.

Why in the hell is Don constantly looking at Dawn’s empty chair?? I fear for her life.

White tears.

—More restricted to the Tumblr community, it is said in response to white people who, when having their abundant privilege checked or realizing that something is not about them. White tears come in four flavors: guilt, delusion, colorblindness, and pineapple. (via blackproverbs)

You’re doing the most!

—Often said in response to a person who the user feels is not simply doing something BOTH unnecessary and detrimental. (via blackproverbs)

(via chasing-september)

So I decided to dance to

U Can’t Touch This (twice)

Freek a Leek

and Make it Rain

Simba was looking at me with big eyes and meowing. His face read, “If you don’t sit your big ass down before you hurt yourself!”

Body rolling with a gut full of human is an experience, you really got to put your back into it and rolllllllllll.

My husband has my ipod so I can’t play my ratchet playlist.

If only I could twerk.

I.am.so.fucking.full.right.now.

I am going to pay for this gluttony.

Pregnant woman cravings

  • Chilli cheese fries
  • German chocolate cake
  • water
  • a slice of pepperoni pizza

I think that is it.

I won’t get any except the water tho.

I just rolled off the bed while reading the posts in that tag…

Okay? If you are poor and you want an education, unless you get a full ride you are going to be burdened with debt.Debt that will be hard for you to get from under.You can’t even file bankruptcy. But if I ran up 35,000 in credit card debt I could.

Our own president and first lady was just able to pay off their debt. All of us can’t write a best seller memoir tho.

I already know I won’t be able to pay for my kid to go to school. The cycle will continue unless shit changes.

Dear Troy

hyuninc:

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Sorry it’s taken me so long to write you back. It’s been like what…over 10 years now. I thought of you recently because I was watching this doc “The House I Live In.” It’s about the war on drugs and how harmful it’s destroyed lives, ruined families, and hasn’t brought drug use down. They showed how it affects everyone involved. So yeah, I thought about you and wondered if you’d gotten out.

You probably remember the last letter you wrote me. You asked me to buy your kids birthday gifts. Remote control cars. You filled out an order form from Radio Shack and begged that I do this one thing for you. You’d asked me to do other things before like send you books, magazines, and find you female pen pals. I never got around to asking for pen pals but I sent you a ton of things to read and you seem devoured all of them. I remember you really enjoyed “Holler If You Hear Me.” And oh yeah you liked some calendar I sent too.

“I need a favor from you homie! I hate to have to ask but I have to at least know that I tryed Im really fucked up right now. I want my kids to know that I really love them so much. I want them to get a nice present from me. :( I really need you on this bro! Please man.”

Man, I was really annoyed that you’d asked me to do that. I thought, this dude, out of nowhere writes me a letter to my job from prison because he saw a pic of me in Vibe. I hadn’t heard or seen you since high school. And I took time out of my busy life writing you letters and sending you packages and now you wanted my money? I was mad at you, Troy. Like, how ungrateful. I tossed that order form out.

That was then though. I regret not getting those gifts. I regret not ever writing you back. I look back and I was so selfish then. I really thought it was all about me all of the time. I didn’t really take the time to understand anything. Even your situation. I just couldn’t understand how our lives could’ve gone so different. 

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