Rantings of Lady Sugatits Hoecakes

I'm grown, I write, I rant, I take pictures, and I talk shit. A bit of a music snob. ABW with a weird sense of humor.

This isn't a popularity contest

At the hospital

I have been here since last night. They are inducing me but so far nothing but irritation. They let me eat breakfast. I’m hungry and all I can have is ice. Fuck this shit.

She really trying to stay inside.

I lol at this. I know it is corny.

clintisiceman:

Gloria Richardson pushes a national guard bayonet out of her face during a 1963 civil rights protest in Maryland.

clintisiceman:

Gloria Richardson pushes a national guard bayonet out of her face during a 1963 civil rights protest in Maryland.

Some folks do the most

I know it is popular to put your personal life on the internet but I really didn’t need to see you and your man naked in a birthing pool and your baby crowning and being pulled out your vagina. No warning. I mean the picture size was so large it damn near took up my whole screen. I couldn’t scroll fast enough.

This same woman has been haunting the weeks tags with her naked ass pictures my whole pregnancy. Occasionally her husband makes a naked appearance as well.  She is ALWAYS naked. I suppose her audience is just as fascinated with her stretch marks as she is. Whose to say. I hope they have a job where being naked on the internet isn’t a problem.

The killing part is she indicates she will post picks of her baby being born but pics of the baby out and clothed is a no no. oh ok.

40 weeks

Today is baby girl’s due date but it’s not going to happen today. I can tell. I am also over doing stupid shit to make her come out. I don’t think it works. I have been getting texts everyday for the past week asking me if I am in labor. It’s not like I am holding her hostage. This is the thing about a due date, it isn’t exact and most women don’t deliver naturally on their due date. The date is based on the first date of your last period and it also based on a standard 28 day cycle. Mine is longer so it was never going to happen anyway.

I know that doctors will not allow me to go past 41 weeks so eventually she will be here. I was only focused on her coming our early for superficial silly reasons. I got over that. Although, I am ready for her to be here, I am not ready for the pain. Giving birth is a scary and difficult task. I don’t look forward to it. Being pregnant is a weird thing. I am hosting this growing human being in my body and then I have to push it out of a very small hole. Chile, I ain’t ready but then I am. I am ready to have my body to myself.

I have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow and another ultrasound. They need to make sure there is enough fluid around the baby and I suppose they will want to talk induction as well. We will see.

This could have been ugly…

This could have been ugly…

Here are a few pics from my baby shower. I left my camera at home or I would have had more pics to show. I was so pissed off about that. Not to mention, everyone I invited showed up LATE.  My friend’s boyfriend was charged with taking pictures, but ummm he was kind of altered mentally that day, so a lot of stuff we should have gotten pictures of didn’t happen. I thought the cake came out really cute. My friend did an excellent job with decorating and coordinating the shower.

Even with missed shots, my friend was able to make me a very cute memory book.

Oh the theme was a story book theme.

hespokevolumes:

howtobeterrell:

twistedsincerity:

sighsandsideeyes:

d0wj0nes:

LMMMFFAOOOOOOoooooo Miss Arkansas 1994 “And I’m Telling You” (by bwaykid1984)

THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!?!? I SERIOUSLY GOT MAD WITH THIS PAT BOONE REMIX.

She took every bit of soul in the song and flushed it down the toilet. This was a travesty. Jennifer Holiday had to have killed her.

I bout damn DIED watching this shit.